tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89000358236832286322011-04-21T11:53:24.223-07:00samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18387178872339729377noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8900035823683228632.post-14686709389241033962008-05-11T19:57:00.000-07:002008-05-11T20:10:44.724-07:00Smith went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack. He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job.<br /><br />"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told him. Smith didn't see this as a problem, so he went out with the Chainsaw and did his best.<br /><br />He came back sweating like a pig. "Christ, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman.<br /><br />"6" he replied.<br /><br />"What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow." The foreman said.<br /><br />So he did. Out he went with the chainsaw and came back that night exhausted.<br /><br />"How many this time?" asked the foreman.<br /><br />"12" he said.<br /><br />The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning."<br /><br />The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly."<br /><br />He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM.<br /><br />He notices Smith is looking at him frantically. So he asks him what's wrong.<br /><br />Paddy replies, "What the hell is that noise?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8900035823683228632-1468670938924103396?l=blogonfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18387178872339729377noreply@blogger.com0